OT ~ 3-Year-Old Girl Arrives At Hospital Injured, Drunk

[Cory]

The little girl had a 0.15 BAC.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/15452824/detail.html

--- Cory

[DawnK]

Post by Cory
The little girl had a 0.15 BAC.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/15452824/detail.html
--- Cory

Wow. Model parents there! Poor thing.

Dawn

[Dropping The Helicopter]

Post by DawnK

Post by Cory
The little girl had a 0.15 BAC.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/15452824/detail.html
--- Cory

Wow. Model parents there! Poor thing.
Dawn

What concerns me most however is that the human species is so short of
breeding stock that we couldn't possibly spare even these four sterling
examples of vaguely-human-shaped vomit-creatures to the gallows.

....Hmm? What's that? You mean to tell me that there's going on SEVEN
*BILLION* of us?

Wow. Well, then it's doubly tragic that rope is in such short supply
these days that none can be spared for stringing up such
gene-pool-filter-clogging detritus.

....wh... what's that you say? Rope is plentiful, and is in fact
available in both natural and synthetic varieties at any hardware or
home and garden store?

W. Ow. Well, I guess then all's I can say is that it's too bad that
all this Global Warming(tm) we've been having has killed off all trees
of subhuman-filth-hanging size and/or sturdiness.

...why... why no, in fact I have not walked down any local street
lately. Why do you ask?

[Mark Nobles]

Post by Dropping The Helicopter

Post by DawnK

Post by Cory
The little girl had a 0.15 BAC.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/15452824/detail.html
--- Cory

Wow. Model parents there! Poor thing.
Dawn

What concerns me most however is that the human species is so short of
breeding stock that we couldn't possibly spare even these four sterling
examples of vaguely-human-shaped vomit-creatures to the gallows.
....Hmm? What's that? You mean to tell me that there's going on SEVEN
*BILLION* of us?
Wow. Well, then it's doubly tragic that rope is in such short supply
these days that none can be spared for stringing up such
gene-pool-filter-clogging detritus.
....wh... what's that you say? Rope is plentiful, and is in fact
available in both natural and synthetic varieties at any hardware or
home and garden store?
W. Ow. Well, I guess then all's I can say is that it's too bad that
all this Global Warming(tm) we've been having has killed off all trees
of subhuman-filth-hanging size and/or sturdiness.
...why... why no, in fact I have not walked down any local street
lately. Why do you ask?

And Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Scrooge.

[Dropping The Helicopter]

Post by Mark Nobles

Post by Dropping The Helicopter

Post by DawnK

Post by Cory
The little girl had a 0.15 BAC.
http://www.wlwt.com/news/15452824/detail.html
--- Cory

Wow. Model parents there! Poor thing.
Dawn

What concerns me most however is that the human species is so short of
breeding stock that we couldn't possibly spare even these four sterling
examples of vaguely-human-shaped vomit-creatures to the gallows.
....Hmm? What's that? You mean to tell me that there's going on SEVEN
*BILLION* of us?
Wow. Well, then it's doubly tragic that rope is in such short supply
these days that none can be spared for stringing up such
gene-pool-filter-clogging detritus.
....wh... what's that you say? Rope is plentiful, and is in fact
available in both natural and synthetic varieties at any hardware or
home and garden store?
W. Ow. Well, I guess then all's I can say is that it's too bad that
all this Global Warming(tm) we've been having has killed off all trees
of subhuman-filth-hanging size and/or sturdiness.
...why... why no, in fact I have not walked down any local street
lately. Why do you ask?

And Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Scrooge.

Faulty analogy. What we have here is not surplus population, but rather
cancerous lesions on the human genome. Plus, it's way past Christmas.