Cynthia Nixon is actually smaller in person

[Citizen_Cain]

I had the pleasure of working on a set with her last November. She's REALLY
nice -- she interacted with cast, crew, and background, and I didn't see
anything once that would suggest that she's anything but a nice person.
However she still looks smaller in person than on television.

[3finger]

Post by Citizen_Cain
I had the pleasure of working on a set with her last November. She's REALLY
nice -- she interacted with cast, crew, and background, and I didn't see
anything once that would suggest that she's anything but a nice person.
However she still looks smaller in person than on television.

The imdb lists her as 5'10". I assume that's way off.

[Jack]

What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.

As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

[Ellen K Hursh]

Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

Since her natural color is, according to IMDB, blonde (or at least
somewhere in the blonde spectrum), I suppose that's not too surprising.

[Dropping The Helicopter]

Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!

[Lori]

Post by Dropping The Helicopter

Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!

Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
Yuk!!

[DLCandC]

Post by Lori

Post by Dropping The Helicopter

Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!

Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
Yuk!!

Don't you mean "Square Pegs"?.............<checks IMDb>...............Yep,
she was on it. And so was Jamie Gertz, who if you'll remember was one of
Mark's "three girlfriends at one time" phase. ;-) When he got busted by
all three of them at once, I was the one who busted up along w/ Jerry. One
of my favorite eppies!

And I also see that Tony Dow was one there, too. I think he played SJP's
dad.

[Lori]

Post by DLCandC

Post by Lori
Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that

honker

Post by DLCandC

Post by Lori
of
hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
Yuk!!

Don't you mean "Square Pegs"?.............<checks IMDb>...............Yep,
she was on it. And so was Jamie Gertz, who if you'll remember was one of
Mark's "three girlfriends at one time" phase. ;-) When he got busted by
all three of them at once, I was the one who busted up along w/ Jerry.

One

Post by DLCandC
of my favorite eppies!

Oh yeahhhhhhhh......... Square Pegs........ I knew it was one of those 80's
shows that I related to way too much... LOL Still... she's yucky... and
everytime I hear that commercial "I'm crazy for my little lady..." I change
the channel because I can't stand looking at her. In fact, I'm convinced
that if they'd have casted someone other than SJP on "Sex" it would have
probably been worth watching. Out of all the eppies that were on, I think I
managed to sit through two of them. It was pretty funny stuff... I just
can't stand her. Its kind of like Reba McIntyre. I'd rather be confined in
a dungeon with ten thousand naked Mini Me's sticking wooden spikes through
my eyelids than listen to her screech. Hey... maybe they should have cast
HER as Kerry's mom. Naw... then I wouldn't have been able to watch.
Nevermind!

[Dropping The Helicopter]

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Post by Lori

Post by Dropping The Helicopter

Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!

Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
Yuk!!

Don't you mean "Square Pegs"?.............<checks IMDb>...............Yep,
she was on it. And so was Jamie Gertz, who if you'll remember was one of
Mark's "three girlfriends at one time" phase. ;-) When he got busted by
all three of them at once, I was the one who busted up along w/ Jerry. One
of my favorite eppies!

Which brings up a semi-related point: Is Mark Greene in any way hot to
women? As a non-woman, I look at the character and see:

- A balding geek.
- A good doctor.
- A decent guy overall.
- No chin.
- Not at all Hollywood's typical "dashing leading man" (q.v. Doug Ross).

Is there any possible way he'd have all these hotties on the line even
*individually*, let alone all at the same time? I don't see it, but I
know that being a doctor covers a lot of sins.

[DLCandC]

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Post by DLCandC

Post by Lori

Post by Dropping The Helicopter

Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!

Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
Yuk!!

Don't you mean "Square Pegs"?.............<checks
IMDb>...............Yep, she was on it. And so was Jamie Gertz, who if
you'll remember was one of Mark's "three girlfriends at one time" phase.
;-) When he got busted by all three of them at once, I was the one who
busted up along w/ Jerry. One of my favorite eppies!

Which brings up a semi-related point: Is Mark Greene in any way hot to
- A balding geek.
- A good doctor.
- A decent guy overall.
- No chin.
- Not at all Hollywood's typical "dashing leading man" (q.v. Doug Ross).
Is there any possible way he'd have all these hotties on the line even
*individually*, let alone all at the same time? I don't see it, but I
know that being a doctor covers a lot of sins.

Different strokes for different folks? Beauty is in the eye of the
beholder?....................When *I* was young, I only went after guys for
their looks. But as I matured, I realized there was more to look for in a
person than just his looks. (had a couple of incidents w/ super cute guys
that I'd just as soon not repeat!) So yeah, Mark could be seeing those
three ladies and I don't think it's beyond the stretch of the imagination.
Wasn't smart on his part, seeing as how he got busted for it and Doug
promised him it would happen, but there ya go.

[Lesa]

Post by Dropping The Helicopter
Which brings up a semi-related point: Is Mark Greene in any way hot to
women?

Yes, he is.

Post by Dropping The Helicopter
- A balding geek.
- A good doctor.
- A decent guy overall.
- No chin.
- Not at all Hollywood's typical "dashing leading man" (q.v. Doug Ross).

Key words there are non-woman. While the "dashing leading man" may take
your breath away, a good solid decent guy is much more attractive overall.

[Shawn H]

Lori <***@askforaddy.com> wrote:
: > > What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
: > > nausea-inducing ugly.
: > >
: > > As a blonde, she was moderately attractive
: > >
: >
: > All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
: > whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!


: Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
: adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how

You mean Square Pegs?

: people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
: hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
: Yuk!!

Because she's a sexy and confident woman?

Shawn

[Dropping The Helicopter]

Post by Shawn H
: > > What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
: > > nausea-inducing ugly.
: > >
: > > As a blonde, she was moderately attractive
: > >
: >
: > All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
: > whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!
: Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
: adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
You mean Square Pegs?
: people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
: hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
: Yuk!!
Because she's a sexy and confident woman?

She is neither sexy nor confident. She is homely and, at best, irritating.

[Shawn H]

Dropping The Helicopter <***@dagsjhdgja.org.com> wrote:
: Shawn H wrote:
: >
: > : Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
: > : adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
: >
: > You mean Square Pegs?
: >
: > : people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
: > : hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
: > : Yuk!!
: >
: > Because she's a sexy and confident woman?

: She is neither sexy nor confident. She is homely and, at best, irritating.

She's hardly got the market cornered on that trait. And she isn't in need of
any sort of plastic surgery.

Shawn

[Dropping The Helicopter]

Post by Shawn H
: >
: > : Sarah Jessica Parker will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
: > : adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
: >
: > You mean Square Pegs?
: >
: > : people can find her attractive. Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
: > : hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
: > : Yuk!!
: >
: > Because she's a sexy and confident woman?
: She is neither sexy nor confident. She is homely and, at best, irritating.
She's hardly got the market cornered on that trait.

Well, nowadays actually she sorta does. You don't see many actresses
running around with Jimmy Durante noses pretending to be all sexy.

Post by Shawn H
And she isn't in need of
any sort of plastic surgery.

Well, in this case it's reconstructive surgery that's required, so I agree.

Post by Shawn H
Shawn

[Dropping The Helicopter]

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Post by Jack
What was more amazing is that with red hair on Sex... she was
nausea-inducing ugly.
As a blonde, she was moderately attractive

All the women on that show were horrifying. Especially the main one,
whatever her name was, that they tried to make the big sexpot. Yech!

Sarah Jessica Parker

"Sarah Jessica Parker", yep, that's the one. Yeeeech!

Post by Lori
will always be that gangly, glasses-wearing, ugly
adolescent from "Freaks And Geeks" to me. I totally don't understand how
people can find her attractive.

In real life, she's maybe average. You put her on the TV next to your
average actress, and you better grab that emesis basin pronto!

What makes it dozens of times worse is that she isn't hot, yet she
pretends to be hot and hollywood pushes the idea that she's hot. Yet as
a wise man once said, "you can't shine shit". She ain't hot.
Pretending not only don't make it so, it makes it worse.

Post by Lori
Maybe if she cut off half of that honker of
hers and got some decent teeth... but I'm not even sure that would help.
Yuk!!

I thing she really needs complete facial reconstruction surgery. It
appears to me that her whole face is an extra 25% longer than the normal
human face. There must be some sort of "whole-face shortening"
procedure in the facial reconstructive surgeon's bag of tricks. Or
perhaps some sort of "Face Brace" that would be like a vise that would
squeeze her head back to normal human proportions over time.